I don't live all that far from Santa Barbara, where the royals showed up for some charity polo event. The local radio stations were broadcasting all Friday afternoon, talking about how the traffic was anticipated to be horrific because of the grand duke and duchess being in town for their "why the hell Americans keep acting fascinated with us after they threw that hissy fit years ago over the 2% tax increase" tour. What I really want to know is what percentage of the traffic can be attributed to all the dudes trying to get to the Santa Barbara Polo Club to check out Jennifer Love Hewitt's
demurely dressed curves. That's the kind of stuff that really draws a crowd. Not the possible panty flash from the narrow bony bitch.
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