Whoever Jennifer Nicole Lee hired to take pictures of her doing this and that really made an excellent career choice. "Hey I'm heading out to the pool at So-and-so Hotel, bring the camera! And make sure to get plenty of ass shots!" whispers Jennifer. "Sure thing, boss!" says the luckiest photographer on the planet. She also makes my job easy, since just about every time she goes out she's dressed like a stripper. Take this group of tagged-to-hell images of JNL by the poolside (again) for example. The folks over at Egotastic aren't exactly modest, but then again, neither is Jennifer. I know there's a division of JNL fans and haters, but I like to cater to the fans, simply because I feel their pain. I want to swipe a credit card through that ass-crack, Quagmire-style, just like they do. Perhaps I'm stating my depraved fantasies too openly, but I can't help it. Her get-ups are so undersized, it makes me feel like my pants are shrinking.
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