This doesn't look like the face of a woman who likes to swallow... anything other than Jello shots.
I have never sat through an entire episode of "Jersey Shore," I swear to you. I've seen outtakes on various other shows that make fun of the people on it and I've seen gossip sites covering the cast all over the place. But as far as fully understanding what these people do, I'm the person who ends up Googling "GTL."
So I found it hysterical, personally, that one of the chicks from the show, often declared "the hot one," dedicated President's Day to tallying up the leaders of our free world who she thinks are PILFs. That's right, the woman named J-Woww is telling you like it is.
Amongst those she's chosen (click the link to her site for the full list), Ulysses S Grant made the list for the reasonable argument that, "I heard he was an alchoholic. Sounds like he liked to party! He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right? LOL." But she's not taking a political party stance, since she says that George W. Bush is boinkable ("We all know this guy liked to party Jersey style and that makes him A-OK in my book.") as well as current commander-in-chief Barack Obama ("Yes we can!").
This is our world we live in, folks. It is a world of our own making. Now go away... I'm batin'.
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