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Jenny McCarthy in a bikini should turn me on rather than creep me out

Aug. 2, 2012by: Droz
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Is it me or does whooping cough advocate Jenny McCarthy look like a sex doll come to life in these bikini shots? While a certain degree of artificiality was always present about Jenny's person, that was something one could often overlook thanks to the quality of the rest of her. It looks as though the fake has started to take over now. That might have something to do with the excessive Photoshop retouching or the surgical work she's had. I think most of it is coming from those kooky eyes, though. Something weird going on there. She's peering at the camera like the undead eye their next meal. Perhaps she's mesmerized by in the increase of once mostly eradicated diseases her crusade against vaccines has provoked, thanks to legions of retarded mothers more interested in listening to a game show hostess than doctors. I used to like Jenny. She was funny and also hot. She stopped being funny around the time she started pressing for more polio-ravaged children, but her hotness endured. Now I think even that is starting to slip, in favor of that unfortunate surgical nightmare look that starts to ravage many a 40-something. She's a disappointment on multiple levels.

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11:47AM on 08/04/2012

Airbrushed

Although it's obvious that they airbrushed the crap out of her here, she is still one sexy mama.
Although it's obvious that they airbrushed the crap out of her here, she is still one sexy mama.
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1:53PM on 08/03/2012
Looking damn good to me!
Looking damn good to me!
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10:05AM on 08/03/2012
She looks fantastic to me. As long as she doesn't speak.
She looks fantastic to me. As long as she doesn't speak.
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2:17AM on 08/03/2012
I think that the airbrushing beyond belief, that makes her look like a character out of The Sims, is actually unnecessary. She's an attractive, sexy woman who doesn't need that degree of photo editing work done.
I think that the airbrushing beyond belief, that makes her look like a character out of The Sims, is actually unnecessary. She's an attractive, sexy woman who doesn't need that degree of photo editing work done.
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7:14PM on 08/02/2012
Photoshop never seemed so ridiculous!!!
Photoshop never seemed so ridiculous!!!
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7:09PM on 08/02/2012
I don't know , she looks pretty freakin' good to me . Caught her on LETTERMAN a while back , she's still HOTT !!
I don't know , she looks pretty freakin' good to me . Caught her on LETTERMAN a while back , she's still HOTT !!
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