When I was younger than I remember, I used to watch the foul-mouthed, parodic, occasionally sexy insanity that was "The Jenny McCarthy Show" during its short run on MTV. So I was a bit intrigued to find out it was making a return to VH1, until I found out it'd be a weekly, half-hour late night talk show. Jenny's diabolical plan was to be the first female late-night talk show host, and to gain attention mainly through the use of sex and alcohol. I never doubted there would be sex involved (and I especially never doubted the alcohol), but I had no idea she'd fill the room with New York natives dancing in skimpy lingerie. I turned on the show just to see what it was about, and in 5 minutes I saw exotic dancers, lots of ass-grabbing, and lots of Jenny McCarthy shimmying her shoulders back and forth. Seems pretty legit, but there was one flaw: they talked about nothing, or at least "nothing" would've been more interesting than what they did talk about. Seriously, it was one of the dumbest things my penis ever lured me into, and it's lured me into some pretty dumb things (scary, even). That said, here I am sharing images from the opening episode...
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"Fowl-mouthed?"
Okay, I don't normally correct people's spelling or grammatical errors on here, but I couldn't pass that one up. Sorry.
Okay, I don't normally correct people's spelling or grammatical errors on here, but I couldn't pass that one up. Sorry.