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Jerry Lewis explains what the professor would do to Lindsay Lohan

Sep. 3, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

I like this story because it reminded me of what my grandpa would have run to the press to spout off about if he had been a famous man. He had loud-mouthed opinions like most old dudes do, but it's amusing that some of the funniest and sweetest ones out there also appear to be advocates for domestic abuse towards women.

Jerry Lewis, that crazy old dude who originated THE NUTTY PROFESSOR character, went on record the other day to claim that he had the perfect solution for the Lindsay Lohan problem. Talking to "Inside Edition," the man with more than 60 years in show business explained, "I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!"

While I know that I shouldn't laugh at that, I can't stop giggling about imagining that actually happening. I know it's not nice to think about a woman getting smacked by a guy who loves all children as long as they're physically disabled, but hey... sometimes life isn't nice.

Especially when, after her co-stars saying that they respected her when the initial premiere of MACHETE happened and coincided with her getting out of rehab, now people in Robert Rodriguez's camp are urgently tracking down Lindsay's managers to make sure that she doesn't show up to any promotional gigs for the movie. Rodriguez must actually want to make some money on a flick for once.

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10:12AM on 09/07/2010

Equivalent to a used up toilet tissue.

A -33 rating. Who knew there was so much love for a used, drugged-up hag. I saw Machete & did Rodriquez write up a role based on her life story so she didn't have to strained herself & try to act?
A -33 rating. Who knew there was so much love for a used, drugged-up hag. I saw Machete & did Rodriquez write up a role based on her life story so she didn't have to strained herself & try to act?
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10:26AM on 09/03/2010

Jerry's got the right ideal.

I guess Jerry isn't totally senile yet. He's makes perfect sense to me. Sadly, I think physical force would be the only thing she'd listen to because she knows she can get away with anything. She's proven it time after time. Wouldn't it be great to bring back public floggings to all celebrities who do crime. We all know they'll get away scott-free so we might as well get laugh out of their few minutes of pain & humilation for wasting our tax dollars in court.
I guess Jerry isn't totally senile yet. He's makes perfect sense to me. Sadly, I think physical force would be the only thing she'd listen to because she knows she can get away with anything. She's proven it time after time. Wouldn't it be great to bring back public floggings to all celebrities who do crime. We all know they'll get away scott-free so we might as well get laugh out of their few minutes of pain & humilation for wasting our tax dollars in court.
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