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Jess' Beer Goggles

Aug. 20, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Is it wrong of me that while I don't find Jessica Simpson to have any really redeeming qualities, I still end up writing about her anyway as if she matters? (This is the part where you insert the image of me shrugging and then continuing to type.)

What's funny about finding out that Jessica Simpson has been hired on by the Dallas Stampede Brewing Co to represent their Stampede Light Plus beer is that the company is referring to her as the "face" of the company. In addition to appearing in advertisements, Simpson is going to own a 15% share in the company's profits. So, basically, make sure to avoid buying Stampede Brewing products altogether.

While Jess might be the face for beer, she apparently wasn't for her own line of blue jeans, getting sued back in April of 2006 for $100 million because not only did she not wear the JS jeans named after her, she was quoted in an interview as preferring a different brand as her favorite. Then in February of this year she was sued again by a fitness DVD company because Papa Joe blocked the release of an exercise routine she was involved in. (She filmed the workout after getting into shape for THE DUKES OF HAZZARD back in 2005.)

Source: UsMagazine

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4:26AM on 08/21/2008
She is so stupid, who gives a crap about her
She is so stupid, who gives a crap about her
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2:13AM on 08/21/2008
Q: Why is American beer like sex in a boat?

A: Because it's f*****g close to water!
Q: Why is American beer like sex in a boat?

A: Because it's f*****g close to water!
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8:14PM on 08/20/2008
this is pretty hilarious.
this is pretty hilarious.
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