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Jess is so Cun-Try

07.08.2008by: Cherry Liquor

Jessica Simpson, on a promotional spree for her premiere country music CD, took a break to celebrate her birthday in some boots that were made for walkin' and some bewbs that were meant for knockin'. Sometimes I think it's a pity how life balances itself out. The smarter chicks who are more interesting usually don't come equipped with bazookas in their bras and the lifeless walking mannequins get the hooters. I know, as I have a set of my own, that tits aren't always the be all and end all of life, but shit. Life is too unfair already.
Extra Tidbit: Jess turns 28 on July 10th.

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12:36AM on 07/09/2008

That looks familar

Tony Romo is wearing the same shirt I'm wearing. He's got good taste :). Subpar for the girl he's with though.
Tony Romo is wearing the same shirt I'm wearing. He's got good taste :). Subpar for the girl he's with though.
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11:19PM on 07/08/2008
yeah she's pretty muchly the biggest fucktard on the planet.
yeah she's pretty muchly the biggest fucktard on the planet.
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10:31PM on 07/08/2008
I think I see a little bit of nip
I think I see a little bit of nip
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