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Jess Not So Cuntry

Jul. 21, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

I didn't know that rednecks had the proclivity to turn on their own. I always thought that it was the big city passers by that ended up on the short end of the inbreds whipping stick. But apparently, if you're Jessica Simpson, you're doomed if you do and you're booed if you don't.

Jess was performing at some music festival on Saturday, the Country Thunder in Wisconsin (who knew there were so many rednecks in Wisconsin? Then again, my geography sucks...). The festival goers were interviewed before and after the show and none had very kind things to say about the pop tart.

"Just because she's dating Tony Romo it doesn't make her country," said one redneck. "She doesn't fit in with country, and I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert," the same one carried on. "She's an embarrassment to country music," said another. Another opinion? "It's crap. She doesn't belong here." Ouch. I actually feel sorry for Jess.

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Source: Kenosha News

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7:12PM on 07/22/2008

Rednecks...God Bless 'em...

AMEN!
AMEN!
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7:08PM on 07/21/2008
i am in no way big city, or big league, but i do see your point.
i am in no way big city, or big league, but i do see your point.
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6:06PM on 07/21/2008

Suck VS Suck

Country - SUCK

Jessica Simpson - SUCK (but she's hot)

Jessica Simpson wins! (crowd goes wild)
Country - SUCK

Jessica Simpson - SUCK (but she's hot)

Jessica Simpson wins! (crowd goes wild)
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5:45PM on 07/21/2008
Well B, I actually woulda pegged you for a big city gal. If you live amongst then you've got the right to rip away.

I just get tired of the blue state misperception that country, southern and redneck are synonymous. Having lived North, South, East, West in cities big, medium and small, I find they all have plenty of close minded essentially inbred inhabitants. The South is the only one that openly addresses it though.

So when the NY/L.A. crowd starts crowing about small town folk, I
Well B, I actually woulda pegged you for a big city gal. If you live amongst then you've got the right to rip away.

I just get tired of the blue state misperception that country, southern and redneck are synonymous. Having lived North, South, East, West in cities big, medium and small, I find they all have plenty of close minded essentially inbred inhabitants. The South is the only one that openly addresses it though.

So when the NY/L.A. crowd starts crowing about small town folk, I like to take a moment to remind them of shining moments from their history like the Riots and innocent immigrant abuse.

Anywhere you find people you'll find ignorance.

Damn that turned out preachier than I meant - Can I get an Amen!?
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2:35PM on 07/21/2008

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well thank you for the lovely lady compliment, but when you live in a small town full of um, "people who wear nascar shirts, trucker hats, have few teeth, and like music that makes my ears bleed" you carry a grudge.
well thank you for the lovely lady compliment, but when you live in a small town full of um, "people who wear nascar shirts, trucker hats, have few teeth, and like music that makes my ears bleed" you carry a grudge.
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1:25PM on 07/21/2008

Shameful

As Malcolm X said, "If a cat has kittens in an oven you don't get biscuits."

Simpson is a "pop singer" pure and simple. She's got no Country cred whatsoever regardless of where she was born.

As to Cherry's assumption that all country music fans are rednecks, and Beatrix's position that rednecks don't matter "as a people" - I'd expect better than classist social fascism from you two lovely ladies as I imagine you don't actually support stereotypes and genocide.
As Malcolm X said, "If a cat has kittens in an oven you don't get biscuits."

Simpson is a "pop singer" pure and simple. She's got no Country cred whatsoever regardless of where she was born.

As to Cherry's assumption that all country music fans are rednecks, and Beatrix's position that rednecks don't matter "as a people" - I'd expect better than classist social fascism from you two lovely ladies as I imagine you don't actually support stereotypes and genocide.
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12:39PM on 07/21/2008
She's got breasts. Do the reviewers really think that men care after that?
She's got breasts. Do the reviewers really think that men care after that?
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12:34PM on 07/21/2008

Did I Mention...

NATURAL Double D? It rolls right off your tongue...Natural Double D. Say it!

She also eats meat. She had it on a T-shirt a few weeks back.

Embarrassment to country music? Who cares!
NATURAL Double D? It rolls right off your tongue...Natural Double D. Say it!

She also eats meat. She had it on a T-shirt a few weeks back.

Embarrassment to country music? Who cares!
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11:18AM on 07/21/2008
does a redneck's opinion matter? do they matter as a people?

nope.

boo sad hotdog to their ignorance.
does a redneck's opinion matter? do they matter as a people?

nope.

boo sad hotdog to their ignorance.
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11:02AM on 07/21/2008

The Problem is...

we all know that she is a talentless female. What's the point? I'm not there to hear her sing (just picking up pops and cracks baby, pops and cracks...static). I'd say that most of the whiners were with their wives, mentally unstable, drunk or all three.

She's a 36DD...36 Double DDDDD.
we all know that she is a talentless female. What's the point? I'm not there to hear her sing (just picking up pops and cracks baby, pops and cracks...static). I'd say that most of the whiners were with their wives, mentally unstable, drunk or all three.

She's a 36DD...36 Double DDDDD.
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