Jesse James is going on record about the affair that he had with the Forehead TatHo (yeah, that's what I've got to start calling her now, I had to laugh over the "Oh Yeah?" statement which could be made to what was worse than a neck tattoo) by saying that, well... he's sorry. He's not really copping to anything, no Eddie Murphy style "I was just offerin' her a ride!" stuff, but the man has issued an official statement.
Jesse's statement is such, "The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment. There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
I think the picture of Bullock and James on Halloween is funny just because his purported mistress is referring to the bike maker as "Vanilla Gorilla" due to his inability to figure out how a prophylactic works and his supposed large phallus size. Of course, Radar Online has gathered information about Forehead TatHo's divorce papers, filed by her ex on January 27th of this year. He claims the woman has bi-polar disease, takes too many drugs (duh), has been doing porno web shoots from her home and is neglecting their son.
So my first thought was the bitch has a kid?!?! But then the more I read about it, it seems that she has TWO kids and one of them is Jewish, yet she uses those alphabet magnet letters on the fridge to spell out "White Power." Oh, man. I really did not see that coming from a woman with "Trophy Girl" tattooed on her stomach and "Pray for Sinners" on her forehead. This whole situation just makes me f*cking sad. I think I'm going to flip back and look at the nicer fake tits on Holly Madison some more.
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