I cannot for the life of me ever read the word "Versace" and not say it like Nomi did in SHOWGIRLS. I just can't. That stupid movie put the incorrect pronunciation in my head even after I'd known how to say it for years. So now for years I've been saying it wrong with complete and utter delight. And without many people guessing what the hell I'm up to. Or finding those really cool being who understand exactly what I'm talking about. So it's cute that Jessica Alba
is the one bringing me to that today, looking all tight and saucy in her strapless leather gown while in Paris for Fashion Week. Which just makes me think of THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA and how Anne Hathaway got lucky enough to boink Simon Baker. My mind is a busy, twisted, confused and disturbed thing. Don't even get me started on what I think about when someone says "Barney."
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