I think it was Linus in Charlie Brown that talked up so much shit about The Great Pumpkin. At the end of the day, I really think Jessica Alba wins that lucrative title. She's easily the hottest thing that's ever graced this pumpkin patch and if I were to clap my hands, snap my fingers and click my heels three times and spin around in a circle while throwing glitter all over myself, I think Jessica would appear and grant me three wishes. I would wish for the best and biggest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch ever, for $20 and for Jessica to accept my marriage proposal. How did I get to this point in my writing? I'm not completely sure. Anyway, check out the pics below and enjoy Jessica's beauty as she's clearly getting ready for the best holiday ever: Halloween. Take a look, guys.
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