Wanna know a secret? I attended Spike TV's annual Guys' Choice Awards a few years ago. Here are some of the things that happened: I got drunk on whiskey and Coke, was seated next to Hayden Panettiere, went outside to have smoke and met McLovin', then came back in to watch Ozzy sing "Iron Man" with the house band. In other words, while Spike TV may not exceed other networks in the quality of their original programming, they sure know how to put on one kickass award ceremony (even if it takes Geico, Burger King, Axe shower gel and a dozen other sponsors to do so). You also get to see all sorts of lovely hotties roaming about and showing off their spectacular cleavage. Jessica Alba made the list of these hotties this year, in yet another attempt to take back her crown of hotness which had been pretty much confiscated throughout 2012. She's been pretty successful this year, so far, what with late magazine spreads like this and this, as well as that booty-full beach day last April. Guys' Choice is the perfect location for Jessica to test her ability to turn heads and drop tongues. What say you? Did it work?
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