I am not a Jessica Alba hater, let's just get that straight right out of the gate. There are times when I find her enjoyable and the extent of my dislike of her only tapers off into disenchantment at best. She's not a horrible actress but she's certainly not someone I think I'll ever be bragging about you needing to check out in anything, no matter how hard she works in the future. (And no, for the record, I haven't seen MACHETE yet.) But the one thing that I can say about Alba is that in the past I did find her to be a good looking woman who fluctuated between being nice eye candy and having moments of sheer boundless sexiness. Then she had the kid, got sour faced and cranky-pantsed and I stopped caring. In fact, I think most people stopped caring. But now that she realizes that mommy has to go back to work at some point, she's been blasting out as many potential hot moments that she can, including this recent layout for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Hey, gotta love it when a chick comes to terms with which side her bread is buttered on. And who's doing the buttering.