Oscars, Oscars, Oscars. Seems the post event consensus is that the whole show sucked pretty hard. I certainly wasn't impressed. From James Franco's decidedly "stonerific" delivery to Anne Hatheway's cheerleader-like enthusiasm, the whole event seemed akin to a couple of high school kids making a speech before the UN. I know they were trying to appeal to the youth demographics, but that doesn't mean you have to act like them as well.
But anyway, on to more interesting topics - like Jessica Biel wearing something tight and sparkly to the Vanity Fair Oscar party, which is how she should always do things. Tight and sparkly. We want her well lit and form-fitting. Her body amazes me. She's just so...firm. A quarter bounced off that ass would probably bust through the ceiling.
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