After looking at these photos of Jessica Simpson
unveiling her new line of clothing at Macy’s, I can’t help but wonder how she will look in another 5 years (such things are important, similar to the outcome of Judge Judy cases). Jessica has clearly added meat on her bones since the DUKE’S OF HAZARD days, but for the most part still looks like a sexy curvy woman. If she was to pass any of us on the street, we would no doubt do the “turn head smoothly to check out the junk in the trunk” look, so she’s far from throwing her picture on ZOOSK with a desperate “bent over cleavage” picture. However, I have a feeling we might see another Kirstie Alley situation BALLOON if Jessica’s career doesn’t pick up soon (all signs point to NO). That being said, let’s just enjoy her wearing that tight black dress for the time being (but keep in mind black is the most slimming of colors)
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