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Jessica Simpson manages to be not pregnant for a minute

Jan. 7, 2014by: Droz
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I find it hilarious when couples have a kid and then immediately get pregnant again, thanks to that biological quirk wherein women get super fertile right after having a kid. I get a perverse sense of satisfaction out of the dread and misery they feel over having to endure all the shit associated with pregnancy again so soon after doing it the last time. That situation was doubly bad for Jessica Simpson, as she had just signed with Weight Watchers to be their spokesperson when she got re-pregnant and started ballooning up again. That surely pissed off a bunch of executives eager to get another bullshit advocate for their crappy food who never mention the millions in cash and personal trainer workout regimens they employ to actually lose the weight.

Fortunately for them, Jessica made the wise move to seal off her reproductive areas and start dropping pounds again to fulfill her commitment to Weight Watchers. From the looks of things on her Good Morning America appearance, she seems well on her way. I'm sure she's employing copious amounts of Spanks to get her into that dress, but I think she looks pretty good so far. I don't know if she'll ever get back to her DUKES OF HAZARD days, but I'm okay with that as I kind of like her face a little fuller. It suits her better.

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1:41PM on 01/08/2014

Even at her heaviest she's still hot

And I'm sure her and her hubby hump like rabbits as soon as that bun is out of the oven.
And I'm sure her and her hubby hump like rabbits as soon as that bun is out of the oven.
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11:24PM on 01/07/2014
She's always been hot
She's always been hot
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9:00PM on 01/07/2014
maybe she can fill out some daisy dukes now.
maybe she can fill out some daisy dukes now.
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8:11PM on 01/07/2014
I laughed at that headline. She is looking pretty good here.
I laughed at that headline. She is looking pretty good here.
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