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Jessica Simpson turns her funbags into flasks for Mom's Drunk Night Out

06.10.2014by: Cherry Liquor
She's been getting attention for losing the weight she gained with her past two pregnancies (and the drinking/partying that she got into before settling down with that Eric dude who played a sport or something and now appears to be a professional hand holder) but let's get to the real heart of the matter when it comes to Jessica Simpson. Those real boobs of hers. It's nice to see someone who's been fairly well known for an impressive rack having, I dunno, one that's been homegrown rather than installed. It's even nice to see the milk factories sagging a little now that Simpson has grown into her 30's and pushed out a couple of pups. She got sloppy when she gained weight, which was probably more unattractive than just getting bigger, so it's nice to see not necessarily that she's thinner but that she's fitter and more well put together. I just hope she remembers how many empty calories are in Jack Daniels.

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