You ever know that chick, the one who you really want to root for, you really want to like, even though she does nothing but prove to you that she's a stupid twit, even after the words are out of your mouth defending her to someone? That's the way that I feel about Jessica Simpson
. I don't know why I have this compelling urge to want to back up this girl, this newly minted 30 year old girl (just turned 30 on Saturday and that fact still blows my simple mind), but I have this sick compulsion to. I don't think she's as fat or as ugly or even as stupid as people always say she is. But then there she is, on vacation with her ex-football player new boyfriend, the dude who's still legally married to some other woman and I just.. I just.. I might actually be through with Jessica. Damn. The bitch really is napalm.
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