After a 5 year courtship in which I just recently read a quote from Jenny McCarthy saying that she loved everything about Jim Carey, even if he had no arms or legs, she'd love his stumpy self... well, I hate to burst that lovely mental image bubble, but the couple have officially broken up.
And what better way to do it than announcing it over their respective Twitter accounts? Says Jen: "I'm so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart." Awwwww.
Says Jim: "Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay! ?;^>" I like Jim's better. Hints at who might be more to blame in the relationship. Draw your own conclusions.
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