I wish my postperson looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then again, I also wish that JLove wasn't bumping pelvic regions with that boil of a human being Jamie Kennedy. She needs a good, loving, doting normal guy who has nothing to do with Hollywood. A guy who will worship her ass and keep changing those tags on her clothes to read a size 2. I honestly don't care how big she gets, since her bewbs go along for the expansion ride when that happens. But whatever it takes to make her happy, it should be done.