To think that I was dumb enough to attempt using the Google language tool to figure out how to say "Sexy" in Russian only to discover that it's not written in whichever alphabet my dumb American ass uses. Before checking the oiled goodness that is supermodel Joanna Krupa's bikini bod, my experience with all things Russian was mainly limited to remembering that concert the hair metal bands held in the cold country for a pay-per-view price. Damn, I still recall the blisters I got from the excessive cleaning I did to bribe my mother into paying for that event. Hard to imagine that Sebastian Bach was once worth the trouble.
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