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Joanna Krupa is very wet in her bikini

08.12.2013by: ResidentRiddle64

Why must they do this to me? WHY? I realize being jealous of inanimate objects is kind of depressing in every single aspect, but man, f*ck that towel. Why can't I be rubbing all up on soaking wet Joanna Krupa? Huh? I'm absorbent, easy to transport and the ladies tell me I make them as dry as a desert (seriously, every girl says this. That's something I should be proud of, right?) Anyway, perhaps being jealous of that guy would make a little more sense (Yeah! Who is that douchebag?), but I suppose being thankful for what I do have (eyeballs to look at her with, butter to rub on my body while looking at these pics) would be the higher route to take. How creeped out are you right now? I'm gonna go now. 

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Extra Tidbit: But seriously, I don't trust that towel.

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