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Joanna Krupa may not have a poker face, but she certainly has a hot one

08.28.2014by: ResidentRiddle64

Mind-blowingly sex-drenched model Joanna Krupa recently made an appearance at a celebrity poker tournament. Oh, Joanna. I would poke…her. Bah! Me not make words right. Joanna too hot for me make sexual card puns proper like. In any case, Krupa dazzled in a cleavage-revealing blue dress over at the Hollywood Series of Poker charity event (like a diamond, maybe?) at the Hard Rock Cafe in Los Angeles. If only tourists would flock to my shameful nudity the way they do to see pieces of movie memorabilia; oh, what a bizarre yet fulfilling world it would be. I won't pretend that I know how to play poker (you're dealt some hands and if there's a card you need, you ask for someone to go fishing?), but perhaps if Joanna and I had a chance to play a few hands together (as opposed to the hands I'm constantly forced to play with all alone in the dark with no one watching and with the sound turned off) she could finally see what tricks I have up my sleeve. Perhaps I would get lucky and draw the Ace of.. laids? Perhaps? I really need to stop with these card puns. 

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Source: Got Celeb

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