Polish hottie Joanna Krupa has been doing all the right things lately to be featured on a site like this. First she washed her car in a skimpy bikini, then she was spotted in the emperor's new clothes, and now she's treating us with a November bikini beach moment to put us at ease this Election Day (more like Erect-, never mind, it's been done). I think someone needs to check out that ocean water, cause Joanna's glowing like she just picked up some sexy radioactive superpowers. Perhaps the power to literally knock us out with her beauty? All that yellow lighting makes her look like the hottest "Simpsons" character ever created. The only other eery thing here is that she's still dating that night club manager, who has just got to be one premium douche. You manage night clubs for a living. Night clubs. Douche.
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