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Johansson? Biel? Apparently they got nothing on the chubby chick from Girls

Feb. 28, 2013by: Droz

I know, you're probably already breaking out the pitchforks and torches, but hey, this isn't me talking now. That's freaking science's verdict, at least according to some bullshit from some clearly confused biostatistics experts at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. Their brilliant measure of celebrity faces says that on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the hottest ever and 1 being a Neanderthal throwback or something, the controversially dowdy Lena Dunham is more beautiful than beloved Moviehotties regulars like Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel. Yeah, someone actually came to that conclusion. The thinking there goes that if you plot a bunch of points on a face by doing some arbitrary measurements, Lena gets a 6.82 and Scarlett and Jessica fall somewhere below that. I don't want to be too much of a dick about it. I'm sure there are plenty of folks who enjoy Lena's looks and find her quite attractive. Still, what the f*ck is this shit?! No...no. No. Hell no!

Anyway, if you're curious about how deep they pulled this shit out of their ass, you can find out more about their process over here.

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2:14PM on 03/03/2013

Johansen

usually looks like a dude from the neck up.
usually looks like a dude from the neck up.
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1:14PM on 03/02/2013

And I Quote:

" I'm sure there are plenty of folks who enjoy Lena's looks and find her quite attractive. Still, what the f*ck is this shit?! No...no. No. Hell no!"
Oh, and Girls fucking sucks.
" I'm sure there are plenty of folks who enjoy Lena's looks and find her quite attractive. Still, what the f*ck is this shit?! No...no. No. Hell no!"
Oh, and Girls fucking sucks.
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10:06PM on 03/01/2013

Back To The Drawing Board

The folks that made this formula are idiots. At some point one of those "scientists" should have said "This can't be right." After putting calculations into a formula and getting an answer that states this chick is hotter than Jessica and Scar Jo, then their formula failed. If they did not question their results, they're the worst white coats ever.
The folks that made this formula are idiots. At some point one of those "scientists" should have said "This can't be right." After putting calculations into a formula and getting an answer that states this chick is hotter than Jessica and Scar Jo, then their formula failed. If they did not question their results, they're the worst white coats ever.
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12:43PM on 03/01/2013
Funny. I actually find Dunham modestly attractive, but also extremely unfunny and untalented. Everything she makes is garbage (at least to me).
Funny. I actually find Dunham modestly attractive, but also extremely unfunny and untalented. Everything she makes is garbage (at least to me).
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1:36AM on 03/01/2013

Newsflash! Geeks Love Geeks!

In certain circles, an acclaimed director and Golden Globe-winning actress who created and wrote scripts for her own show might be considered more attractive than two widely beloved HPoAs. Of course, this breaks down when you realize that Scarlett Johansson has won Tony and BAFTA awards and has dipped her toe in directing. As for Jessica . . . she's hot.
In certain circles, an acclaimed director and Golden Globe-winning actress who created and wrote scripts for her own show might be considered more attractive than two widely beloved HPoAs. Of course, this breaks down when you realize that Scarlett Johansson has won Tony and BAFTA awards and has dipped her toe in directing. As for Jessica . . . she's hot.
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11:39AM on 03/01/2013
This study has nothing to do with these people as individuals. It was entirely based on looks, specifically facial features. Dunham has a traditionally appealing face is all this implies. Depending on the photo she does.
This study has nothing to do with these people as individuals. It was entirely based on looks, specifically facial features. Dunham has a traditionally appealing face is all this implies. Depending on the photo she does.
11:49PM on 02/28/2013
The Cornhuskers have a few bad seasons and suddenly the whole state has lost its mind.
The Cornhuskers have a few bad seasons and suddenly the whole state has lost its mind.
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10:28PM on 02/28/2013
In the words of Channing Tatum....fuck you science!
In the words of Channing Tatum....fuck you science!
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8:40PM on 02/28/2013
I suppose it isn't an exact science.
I suppose it isn't an exact science.
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8:19PM on 02/28/2013

You're all fools

I totally dig Lena. I'm sure most who post on here would be more than lucky to be with her.
I totally dig Lena. I'm sure most who post on here would be more than lucky to be with her.
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12:10PM on 03/02/2013
She looks like a guy I went to school with I could hook you up with him maybe.
She looks like a guy I went to school with I could hook you up with him maybe.
6:55PM on 02/28/2013
Whoever came to that marvelous conclusion clearly has no taste in women.
Whoever came to that marvelous conclusion clearly has no taste in women.
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5:56PM on 02/28/2013

No indeed

Also, she is a damn loud mouth.
Also, she is a damn loud mouth.
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