I know, you're probably already breaking out the pitchforks and torches, but hey, this isn't me talking now. That's freaking science's verdict, at least according to some bullshit from some clearly confused biostatistics experts at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. Their brilliant measure of celebrity faces says that on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the hottest ever and 1 being a Neanderthal throwback or something, the controversially dowdy Lena Dunham is more beautiful than beloved Moviehotties regulars like Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel. Yeah, someone actually came to that conclusion. The thinking there goes that if you plot a bunch of points on a face by doing some arbitrary measurements, Lena gets a 6.82 and Scarlett and Jessica fall somewhere below that. I don't want to be too much of a dick about it. I'm sure there are plenty of folks who enjoy Lena's looks and find her quite attractive. Still, what the f*ck is this shit?! No...no. No. Hell no!
Anyway, if you're curious about how deep they pulled this shit out of their ass, you can find out more about their process over here.