Jones-n' for Kerr

I hate to harp on a sore subject, especially when I know that I would never have a chance with Miranda Kerr even if she were a lesbian and I owned every modeling agency on the planet, but I don't understand how a girl as beautiful as this is settling for Orlando Bloom. I know that my tastes run much further from traditional than most but to me, Bloom is like the early 2000's version of Robert Pattinson. RPat might be cute and pretty now, but so was Orlando when he was playing Will. Now he just looks like a weird, shriveled up piece of jerky and yet his beef gets to playing hide-and-hide-some-more with this hot chick's tush. Life is not fair in so many ways and Kerr's hotness and choice in men is another reminder of that.

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