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Jordan Carver is a ridiculously proportioned woman

Aug. 14, 2012by: Salacious Crumb

Remember that bullshit story I posted last week about Johnny Depp (impersonator) getting it on with Jordan Carver? Did you forget about that? Me, too. That is until I ran into these fantastic pics of the generously gelatinous German, Jordan in red lingerie. I noticed she converted her hair from red to blonde for that stupid movie, WHO SHOT JOHNNY?, but it looks like she's found some strawberry-blonde middle ground here. She's actually a natural brunette, but she was a redhead for some time. I know this because I recognize this woman each time I see her in something. I wonder why. While Jordan hasn't been known to bare much frontal nudity, she reveals one fully exposed nipple, but it's hit with a mystical ray of light, so it's a bit like looking at the Eye of Sauron from afar. It's barely visible and nearly blinding at the same time. Go ahead and click the image to see for yourself!

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Source: TCMag.com

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4:17AM on 08/17/2012
In the words of the immortal Brodie Bruce "DAMN THAT'S HOT!"
In the words of the immortal Brodie Bruce "DAMN THAT'S HOT!"
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4:58PM on 08/14/2012
Ewww....Her tits are bigger than her head. Also her ass looks like it's flat.
Ewww....Her tits are bigger than her head. Also her ass looks like it's flat.
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2:27PM on 08/14/2012
Humina, humina, humina!
Humina, humina, humina!
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