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Jordana Brewster is glowing like sunshine in yellow shorts

08.30.2013by: ResidentRiddle64

I want to see more from Jordana Brewster. I have to admit that out of the one's that I've seen, I don't like ANY of the FAST & FURIOUS films. I do, however, enjoy the fact that I'll probably be seeing Jordana's gorgeous self on a large screen for the accumulation of about ten minutes. That's not so bad, right? F*ck you, Paul Walker. Anyway, here she can be seen looking lovely in those awesome little short shorts of hers. I can't imagine bumping into this woman on the streets, much less walking behind her while she's wearing those things. I have to assume it'd be like following two giant M&M's, systematically bouncing up and down. I'd leap forward like Frogger and take a bite. It wouldn't be violent and I wouldn't break the skin, but it would be a soft caress and application of pressure with my teeth. Either Jordana would flat-palm push my nose up until the bone punctured my brain or she'd turn around in surprise and utter, "No one's ever been so confident to do that to me before." and we'd run off together forever. I'm much more inclined to hope for the latter. 

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Extra Tidbit: Because of TERMINATOR 3, whenever I say Jordana Brewster's name, it's in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. "Are you Brrew-steh?! GLAGH!"

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