And that collective frustrated grunting noise that I heard going around the nation was all the chicks who have been watching 500 DAYS OF SUMMER on repeat and masturbating through the oven mitts that they taped over their hands to ward off the excessive pink part touching. Shit... that sentence made about as much sense as my still not having viewed INCEPTION does.
Word is out that Joseph Gordon-Levitt, a dude that I knew was a great actor long before the rest of the nation decided to finally hop on his bus, is dating Lucy Liu , CHARLIE'S ANGEL actress and babe who is 13 years his senior. According to a source who reported into E!, the two were spotted eating a meal together last week in New York. Says the source, "They were kissing at the table, and she was stroking his arm. The age difference didn't seem to bother Lucy at all. They looked good together—and very comfortable!"
Um, yeah. OK. The story was followed up with a report that Liu has a boyfriend and JGL was just her friendly dinner date. They also mention that the actor was supposedly rubbing up against Devon Aoki back in June. So maybe he just likes sweet and sour. (*insert tired but timeless remark about Asian food and its relation to satisfying your hunger here*)
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