I am not over the age of 50 nor living in a red state with a maximum 12 tooth smile and a 4 shotgun minimum, so I've never watched "Dancing with the Stars." Sure, I've caught bits and pieces of dances as they were posted to YouTube the day after, which is where I caught on to one of the show's pluses, dancer Julianne Hough. She's blonde and perky and has a stalled country music career that she's hoping to supplement in her current role as Ryan Seacrest's beard, but damn - she's cute! Hough was in New York for the unveiling of her "Got Milk?" ad, dressed in white and flashing just enough udder to make the vegans shudder. I don't have any idea why, but I dig this chick.
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