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"Just Because" Bewbs

Jun. 2, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
You'll have to pardon my wayward mind today. I just can't seem to manage to get my shit together. You ever have one of those days? Where nothing's all that wrong but everything feels just slightly off? Well... I have.

I like to placate myself with pretty things. And despite friends of mine repeatedly telling me that they think Christina Aguilera looks like a tranny mess, I remain quite fond of her. Hell, I even liked her in the days when she was pierced and giggly and getting torn into in rhyme by Eminem. She sings better than any of the tarts that came out the same time as she did, managed to grow up without doing anything terribly stupid, married an ugly dude and had a baby before her eggs started to turn rotten. F*ck the naysayers, I dig on the chick.

So, in an attempt to make everything more right with my world today, here are a few random pictures taken recently of Chrissy's MILFY tittays. Because nothing quite soothes the soul better than imagining burying your face in plush mammary goodness.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: That Maxim magazine she did cover yielded more than just boners. The thong she wore for the photo shoot was sold on eBay for $1,542.69 and came with a bottle of the pool water that she was floating in while the pictures were taken. That's Elvis-ish on a whole different level.

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