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Jul. 11, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Isla Fisher and Borat/Bruno are postponing their wedding. They've been engaged for years and last year had a daughter together, but apparently his mother isn't satisfied with allowing them to do anything legal because she wants Isla to convert to Judaism first. Wow, way to pick your battles of when to take your angle on what's sinful.

Isla went right back to work after having baby Olive, on CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC and hasn't been able to keep up with her studies of the Torah, something required in order to take on the Jewish faith. She's wrapped the above mentioned film and is in England with her child and Cohen's family, trying to mend bridges or something.

Number one: why bother getting married at all? Celebrity couples seem to fair much better without the piece of paper. Number two: anyone who would let their mother get between their decisions of what to do with a woman as fine as Isla should have their head examined. And number three: how many people can I offend by wondering out loud if being Jewish is a religious or a racial thing? Honestly, I never have really understood that.

Source: Celebitchy
Tags: Isla Fisher

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8:32AM on 07/14/2008
So, I watched Definitely Maybe recently. And ya know what? For a chick flick not bad. Not bad at all...but more importantly, I dare you to not fall in love with Isla in that movie. I kinda hate Ryan Reynolds cuz of the whole bangin and marryin my crush Scar Jo. But not only did he hook up with Amy Smart in Just Friends, the fuck tard hooks up with Rachel Weisz, Elizabeth Banks, and Isla Fischer, all in the SAME movie. Damn YOUs Ryan Reynolds! Damn YOUs straight to hell.


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So, I watched Definitely Maybe recently. And ya know what? For a chick flick not bad. Not bad at all...but more importantly, I dare you to not fall in love with Isla in that movie. I kinda hate Ryan Reynolds cuz of the whole bangin and marryin my crush Scar Jo. But not only did he hook up with Amy Smart in Just Friends, the fuck tard hooks up with Rachel Weisz, Elizabeth Banks, and Isla Fischer, all in the SAME movie. Damn YOUs Ryan Reynolds! Damn YOUs straight to hell.


My advice for SBC? Quit bein a douche and marry the woman already.
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9:39PM on 07/11/2008
SBC is an idiot, and completley whipped by the WRONG woman in this case. Stick up for yourself man! You have a piece of ass and your letting your mother screw with it? Face it- your whipped...
SBC is an idiot, and completley whipped by the WRONG woman in this case. Stick up for yourself man! You have a piece of ass and your letting your mother screw with it? Face it- your whipped...
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4:08PM on 07/11/2008
"i can't marry you because my mom told me no."

i didn't think it possible to be whipped by your own mother.
"i can't marry you because my mom told me no."

i didn't think it possible to be whipped by your own mother.
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11:12AM on 07/11/2008
yeah who cares if they get married? it's less messy that way...

isla is amazingly cute.
yeah who cares if they get married? it's less messy that way...

isla is amazingly cute.
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10:56AM on 07/11/2008
I've been on a red-head kick for a minute now but Isla doesn't feed my mogwai after midnight, if you know what I mean.
I've been on a red-head kick for a minute now but Isla doesn't feed my mogwai after midnight, if you know what I mean.
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