Perfect ass owners Victoria Justice and Maria Menounos nearly brought about a clash of asses as potentially destructive as North Korea's current nuclear shit-talking when they appeared together on Maria's show Extra yesterday. Thankfully Victoria looks to have averted a holocaust of the haunches by ceding the round to Maria, who as usual made sure to keep her well-armed ass fixed prominently in the sights of nearby photographers. Who knows when these two might come to butt blows again though? Hopefully it will be on a more even playing field next time, like a beach, with both of them thongs and heavily oiled. Maybe they'll throw down like rams and just start ass pounding each other until a victor arises. That's even money right there. Maria has the size advantage, but Victoria's got the youth and stamina. No matter who wins, that would be one epic battle. They could sell tickets. I'd buy one.
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