Sometimes it pays to have good friends. Think about it, guys. You're hoping that the girls you date, should they ever let you have a threesome with them and another chick, have knockouts for friends who are just as down with the idea of making you (what you believe will be) a very happy man. A girl has to have these kinds of buddies. Ones that won't break down into hysterical laughter when asked to dance the dance of the Menage. If you're my friend then you recognize that I go searching for the women you adore, like shottie (short hottie) Melissa Rauch
as she attends the San Diego Comic Con with pal and "Big Bang Theory" co-star Kaley Cuoco
. You remember that having me as a friend means that I understand your fondness for Hot Tamales and pictures of Melissa with her mouth wide open as she talks about her character Bernadette for panel discussion. I'm a damn good friend. I guarantee you that your girlfriends will f*cking hate me, though.
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