I frequently have lesbian dreams that feature Kat Dennings as my co-star. I've tried to explain to people that I'm probably one of the straightest women that you'll ever meet. I have odd taste in the men that I fine desirable (they can run from the predictable Ryan Gosling to the slightly odd Seann William Scott to the Asian fever combo platter, Steven Yeun or his rough and tumble co-star Norman Reedus but I wouldn't hesitate to bang Steve Martin, even in his current incarnation) but as far as women go, I look at them in one of two ways. I either look at them and wish desperately that I was a man and could take my mighty meat stick of doom and place it in and on every part of her body that I had a hankering for (Dennings could also apply to this aspect) or I look at a woman and think... "If I was with a woman, as a woman, I would be so totally munching that taco..."
Kat is so sensational that her pouty lips, breathy hipster delivery of lines and bodacious set of natural breasts have gotten me to actually sit through a couple episodes of her dog-awful show, "2 Broke Girls." I don't care what the critics say, that crap is painful to watch with the sound on. But Kat... Kat is a dream. A multi-sexual fantasy ice cream swirl of a dream.
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