Collin Farrell is one lucky bastard, having the opportunity to sit eye-to-ass level next to his TOTAL RECALL co-stars Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel on the cover of Maxim. While Biel has already had a great summer ass moment, I think it's fair to say Kate's black leather buns steal the show here. Really, when put up against anything, it's near impossible not to give it your full attention. I know if it were put up against me it would have my full attention. When I think back to all the shoots I've seen her do for Maxim, Kate makes burst through my pants like a party popper every time. She doesn't hold back, when frankly, it seems Biel kinda does. In fact, she strikes practically the same pose in every shot. At least Beckinsale knows what her fans want to see: that shiny, lean, Lycan-killing ass. That's a surefire way to sell a movie. I'll still give Biel another chance right now, though. You have one month to put that lately neglected booty in some tight black leather, or Beckinsale remains queen of the action-movie asses, starting... now!
"I never thought I'd get to say this, but I think I just won an award for my shiny black ass." - Kate Beckinsale at Spike's Guys' Choice Awards