The only other reason for watching Leno is background noise for insomniacs who can't sleep in complete darkness and silence. Hotties and sleep aid - there certainly isn't anything else happening on that show worth a damn. Everything else is bad jokes, crappy bands and movie plugs, the latter of which Kate Beckinsale was doing for her TOTAL RECALL remake, as well as her Comic-Con panel appearance. I love Kate and I really hope this movie is good. The trailer looks promising, but most folks seem to be maintaining a certain amount of pessimism toward this, thanks to countless shitty remake travesties sullying cineplexes in recent years. My hesitation over it comes from the fact that they didn't include the Mars story from the original movie. Although they were smart enough to keep the 3-titty character, who was also at Comic-Con with Kate, although at a different area.

"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands."











Drool.