I'd probably do the same if I were forced to listen to that gravely voice Nolte's developed in his old age. Kate Beckinsale is filming a movie with Nolte called THE TRIALS OF CATE McCALL, about a lawyer who is attempting to dry out while defending a wrongfully-convicted murderer. That's all well and good, but what's important to us at this point is that Kate is wearing some nice, tight jeans. And I really envy her ability to feel up her own ass at any point. I wonder if hotties like Kate ever take a moment, when they're adjusting the tits or fiddling with their butts, to consider just how many people across the globe would give everything to do the same. Must be quite a ego boost to have that much power over the sexual fantasies of a planet. Of course, you also have to know that too many indulgences in cupcakes or Krispy Kremes could cost you the appreciation of those millions and perhaps even your very career. Talk about a double-edged sword.