Kate Beckinsale was looking characteristically ethereal at The Pink Party, which is something that at first sounds provocative until you realize that it's actually a charity thing for women's cancer and you are a pathetic, potty-brained shit heel. Anyway, Kate was wearing her red dress and beautiful smile and in the process humiliating everyone in the vicinity with her radiance. It's that radiance that made me skip all the pics of her with her husband because it's sad how pathetic she makes any guy look who dares stand next to her. She's like this perfect goddess in red, making all men look like unkempt schlubs totally undeserving of her love and affection. Or maybe I'm just thinking of myself and my one in a trillion chance at having a shot with her. Then again, I think she shames all guys. More than most other women I can think of, she has a way of making most guys look embarrassingly insufficient and sad. Maybe that's why so many incredible hotties like her are often single. There's just so few men out there who can hang with them.
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