I've been reading a lot about this whole Samsung vs. Apple thing concerning Samsung copying Apple technology. Sheesh, what's the big deal? Apple just needs to relax. After all, they've got the world's most fanatical fanbase, eagerly shilling out billions for their overpriced crap every time they release something new. They're still dominant in numerous electronics markets. Also, let's not forget that Apple was built on technology that wasn't their own invention as well. Perhaps the real reason Apple is so pissed is that they didn't get big-breasted beauty Kate Upton to model their technology. Of course that's the real reason for Apple's pissy mood. Most of what Apple gets for models are funky-smelling dudes who's only reason for emerging from a dark basement somewhere was to wait in line for 3 weeks to get an iPad 2. It's such a glamorous business.













Forget dudes like Gisele
A lovely woman