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Oct. 1, 2013by: ResidentRiddle64

I don't even know what to say now. I had everything I was so prepared. After working out for a few days, I was really on the road to becoming a buff stud capable of opening any jar that came across my path. I started buying different varieties of cologne ranging from Axe Body Spray to Old Spice Body Spray. I got a haircut at Walmart and shined my Converse with my spit so I could look extra spiffyand all of it was in vain. Yes, my friends. After months of speculation and rumors, it appears that the love of my life, Kate Upton, has gone public with her relationship to Maksim Chmerkovskiy. In case you're wondering, his name is Latin for, "Hey, I suck! F*ck you, ResidentRiddle64." I don't know why he has to be so personal with this, but I'm happy for you Kate. I hope Maksim makes you very happy and if you ever need anything, you probably have no idea where to find me. Anyway, take a look at the happy couple below. I'm gonna go sit in the corner for a few hours.

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Extra Tidbit: Lucky bastard.

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2:05PM on 10/02/2013
He is a pretty big guy, and she is practically as wide as him, it's hard to hide that when she isn't modeling alone with her big boobs on display to distract everyone into forgetting how bad the rest of her body is. Oh well, most like he will cheat on her, and she will hate herself some more, like she talked about in her Vogue interview. One can hope.
He is a pretty big guy, and she is practically as wide as him, it's hard to hide that when she isn't modeling alone with her big boobs on display to distract everyone into forgetting how bad the rest of her body is. Oh well, most like he will cheat on her, and she will hate herself some more, like she talked about in her Vogue interview. One can hope.
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2:55PM on 10/02/2013
You hope he cheats on her and that she hates herself? Just because you don't like her appearance?
You hope he cheats on her and that she hates herself? Just because you don't like her appearance?
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6:43PM on 10/01/2013
Double. :(
Double. :(
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6:42PM on 10/01/2013

Hotheaded guy

I like Maks as a dancer, he was my favorite Pro when I used to watch Dancing with the Stars. He's very hot headed and temperamental though, and he complained that Pro Cheryl Burke and another Pro dancer were getting too fat to be on the show and they were still super fit and gorgeous looking. Hope he's nicer in his private life.
I like Maks as a dancer, he was my favorite Pro when I used to watch Dancing with the Stars. He's very hot headed and temperamental though, and he complained that Pro Cheryl Burke and another Pro dancer were getting too fat to be on the show and they were still super fit and gorgeous looking. Hope he's nicer in his private life.
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10:00PM on 10/01/2013
Totally agree, he certainly seems like he can be a real jerk sometimes. Particularly that year when he was teamed with Hope Solo.
Totally agree, he certainly seems like he can be a real jerk sometimes. Particularly that year when he was teamed with Hope Solo.
10:33PM on 10/01/2013
Jedd, oh man he was terrible that year. I don't remember specifics but I think she said he slapped her even. It wouldn't surprise me. I liked to watch him dance, but as a person, no thanks. He's 33, Kates 20 I think? I can only imagine how controlling he is to someone so much younger. I imagine Karina Smirnoff could hold her own and give it back to him when she was dating him. She was one tough cookie. Not sure Kate...
Jedd, oh man he was terrible that year. I don't remember specifics but I think she said he slapped her even. It wouldn't surprise me. I liked to watch him dance, but as a person, no thanks. He's 33, Kates 20 I think? I can only imagine how controlling he is to someone so much younger. I imagine Karina Smirnoff could hold her own and give it back to him when she was dating him. She was one tough cookie. Not sure Kate...
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