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Jul. 31, 2013by: ResidentRiddle64

I don't know who gets invited to these things, much less where they even happen, but why am I never there? The David Yurman Annual Rooftop Soiree is EXACTLY my style and the fact that in my 23 years of life, I've never even gotten an invite. While rich people, gentlemen and some little brat girl are all having a blast and a half with Kate Upton, I'm here with my roommate in my apartment. We have punch, pizza, potato chips and soda and we even had those video game guys come. That's right; we're paying them $50 an hour to bring their virtual reality video game headsets to the party and no one's even here. The f*ck? I'm really starting to get a little upset and the more Kate doesn't show up, the more pessimistic I'm becoming. Wait…maybe her invitation got lost in the mail. Yeah, that's it. I 'aint even mad.  

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11:05PM on 07/31/2013

Kate Upton looking tasty, as usual

Yeah, I didn't get an invite either . . . le sigh. :P
Yeah, I didn't get an invite either . . . le sigh. :P
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3:58PM on 07/31/2013
I agree with Assclown, she looks marginally better in this dress, not only that, but I think these might be the best photos I have ever seen of her.
I agree with Assclown, she looks marginally better in this dress, not only that, but I think these might be the best photos I have ever seen of her.
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1:47PM on 07/31/2013
She looks wayyyyyy better here than she she did with that see thru underboob dress.
She looks wayyyyyy better here than she she did with that see thru underboob dress.
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1:02PM on 07/31/2013

Perfect

Perfect girl next door
Perfect girl next door
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12:01PM on 07/31/2013

Awesome...As Usual

Gee, I sure hope we get yet another chance to hear Bridgeburner tell us how hideous Kate is and how awesome his gf is...I'm giddy with anticipation.
Gee, I sure hope we get yet another chance to hear Bridgeburner tell us how hideous Kate is and how awesome his gf is...I'm giddy with anticipation.
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3:55PM on 07/31/2013
Well I can't disappoint you now can I.... In all seriousness though, you can mock me all you want, but your the one who said I wouldn't turn her down, and that is the only reason I mentioned my girlfriend, among other things, because it became relevant to explain to you why I would turn her down. First you say I wouldn't turn her down, then you say I have made it obvious in the past how I feel about her. So that should explain to you why I made that comment, because despite me making my feeling
Well I can't disappoint you now can I.... In all seriousness though, you can mock me all you want, but your the one who said I wouldn't turn her down, and that is the only reason I mentioned my girlfriend, among other things, because it became relevant to explain to you why I would turn her down. First you say I wouldn't turn her down, then you say I have made it obvious in the past how I feel about her. So that should explain to you why I made that comment, because despite me making my feeling about her known, you still had to say something stupid like I wouldn't turn her down.
4:51PM on 07/31/2013
Ahhhhhh....perfect, thank you.
Ahhhhhh....perfect, thank you.
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