It's a well known fact that when you want to get into a bikini, there's no more perfect environment for that than the blasted, icy wastes of some Antarctic glacier or on the decks of a ship bound for that part of the world. I hear all that reflective ice highlights one's features perfectly in a bikini and deadly subzero temps really make the skin flush nicely. Seriously, what a goofy photo shoot this is? What's the point of having Sports Illustrated and Oreo of all companies, making Kate Upton step out into freezing cold Antarctica with nothing but a bikini on and pose with a dude in an Oreo suit? Whatever the angle, they better have given her a huge paycheck for this, because for once I think it's the guy in the dumb suit that has the less ridiculous job. Look how everyone else is bundled up like they're climbing Mount Everest. Why Kate isn't turning into a giant, pink icicle I have no idea. Maybe it's the extra insulation she's got here keeping her warm. Looks like she's put on a bit of weight again. She must have done too much loving up to Mr. Oreo. No complaints here. Such gains tend to go to her tits first and that's fine by me.