I don't know if it's hard or easy to be Kate Upton. On one hand, you have millions of men (myself included) who would lie on a massive pile of burning coal to express their love to her. I don't know why these men, or myself, would do such a thing to express love, but, it's a free world, so I'll do what I want. I'm also sure her boobs have allowed for tickets to be waived, lots of free drinks and multiple golden trophies for their sheer amazing and bouncy qualities. On the other hand, it must be very difficult to keep up that overall hawt-ness to keep me coming back for more. The other day, she phoned me and voiced her concern that I would grow tired of her and go for someone younger. "My love," I began, after taking a long draw of my pipe, "I will never grow tired of you. Now, go to a fashion show this weekend and let the other girls be pretty for a while. You deserve a break." And dammit, that's exactly what she did. Here we can see her at the Express Runway looking mighty fine and showing off the previously stated trophy-winning cleavage we all know and love. So, now it's your turn. Sit back, relax and think of nothing else while indulging in these pictures.
But if someone could come up with an funny caption for this, I'd be so happy.
The rest are (mostly) lacking in awkwardness and make up for it with sexiness. Check it out.
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