I would try to explain what the hell this thing is Kate Upton is doing for Hot Pockets, but I've watched it twice now and I still don't understand. I gather they're trying to capture some of that Old Spice commercial weirdness, which is the thing many an advertiser is attempting to do lately. What they've accomplished is to make 4 minutes and change worth of nonsense set to shitty rap. And the really stupid part is that they have Kate Upton there and not one significant titty shot in the whole video. It's just a ton of pot innuendo and a bunch not really appetizing shots of hot pockets. I didn't watch it high, though. I have a feeling that were I baked, this would become like THE WIZARD OF OZ meets the SI Swimsuit issue. I'd also probably be out buying some hot pockets right now.
Anyway, check out Kate at least looking cute in this tribute to the munchies.