UPDATE: After doing some secret and unbelievably dangerous investigating on the interwebs, it would appear that many other people are in agreement that this is, indeed, not Kate Upton. Apparently, there are other blonde women in the world that are attractive and busty. Crazy, I know. Admittedly, I was fooled until you guys brought it up. So, the question of the day is, who's more attractive? Kate or this impostor?
There are few things in the world better than Kate Upton in leather. Okay, maybe if she were naked and doing jumping jacks in my room while I was watching and eating Almond Joys would be a little better, but this a damn close second. Here she is leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills and I suppose the second she walked out, the paparazzi crawled out from the sewers and rooftops like the goblins coming out to attack the Fellowship down the pillars. Remember that? I'm so lonely… Hopefully, Kate is just as big of a LOTR fan and overall weirdo as I am, or else when I send her that invitation to come to my birthday this weekend is just going to seem real odd.
And who is that next to her in the red and big, scary lips? Hell if I know. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's Stiffler's mom from AMERICAN PIE, but, wouldn't you know it? I don't know any better. So that's Stiffler's mom from AMERICAN PIE. See how these things work out?
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