Seems like Kate Upton is getting a little closer every month to providing the full on sexual coup de grâce for all of us suffering at the lack of an unhindered Upton eyeful. The latest advance toward that ultimate goal is her spread in the pages of Muse magazine, where but for the placement of those cock-blocking arms, we'd have the full on titty treats many of us so desperately crave. Kate, you got to stop teasing, woman. I know, you're young, you don't want to give it up so easily. But let's be honest here - there isn't much left that hasn't been captured by cameras. The amount of you left to show is somewhere around the size of a couple postage stamps. That's all we're asking for. Think of it as a happy little postcard sent from your own personal land of milk and honey - a land that the vast majority of us will never see in person.