Sometimes I feel like writing for this site messes up my brain and desensitizes me from finding regular people the least bit attractive, interesting, or existent. Luckily, I get the weekend to clear my head a bit. But come Monday, it's right back to scouring through pages of T&A, digging up things like this Kate Upton photoshoot for UK's Vogue magazine. Seriously, my job sucks, guys. Sometimes I wish I could go back to shoveling and packaging horse manure, and work with pride. *sneer* Oh, well. So this Kate Upton chick, have you heard of her? She's only been paying JoBlo 25 grand a week to keep being featured on this site for the past two years (BTW, Miss Upton, your last paycheck bounced... a word you might be familiar with). Yes, it feels good to help out a model who would be nowhere without us, even if she is keeping it modest for the holidays. She still displays her lovely curves with grace. I want to make camp on the arch of her back.